December 2010
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You sing me a slow song, and I’ll drive you crazy.
The idea of having an entire arm tattooed makes me feel like a fucking superhero.
In With The Out Crowd: This is how my Christmas... →
dontthinkdontthink:
This is how my Christmas Eve went:
My stepmom decided to take a picture with all the women in the family…except for me. I saw a “Top 10 Things to do in Cuba” pamphlet and was all “Are you guys going to Cuba?” and they are! My dad, stepmom, stepsister, her husband, grandparents, aunt and uncle….
Hey man, my family Christmases are a thing of the past. Join me next...
Spelling bee champion.
parentswhotext:
Dad: Wht r u doing latr?
Me: Why can’t you spell things like a normal person?
Dad: Pls gv me a call.
This is my favourite blog now. Things are funny because they are true. I am submitting.
Friendsmas joke time!
Friendsmas joke time!