I am in a relationship, with a guy named Adam! He shows up in the comics sometimes. He found me through a hashtag on Twitter and messaged me until I followed him back. I kid you not. The 21st Century, amiright?

I like him for a lot of reasons. He’s sweet, he’s tall, he has adorable dimples and is an amazing cat dad to Leeloo. He also doesn’t really do small talk, is very honest about what he likes, is obsessed with his hair and owns more sweaters than I do. He’s really into Glam Rock and Bruce Springsteen. He always reports how my prints and comics are doing when I sell them on Etsy. He loves bulldogs more than anything. He is a big fan of whimsy. He lives in a treehouse and is unfailingly kind. He is not a homosexual, despite how that description sounds (I can assure you). He doesn’t mind too much when I flirt with girls. He buys me carrot cake.

Mush mush mush