It’s Betty Felon's birthday today, and in her honour, I have rewritten one of her favourite songs, 3 AM by Matchbox 20.
I say it’s cold outside and I hand her her hairbowI’m always worried about things like thatShe says it’s her outfit’s a mess and it might as well be my faultBut she knows she’s coordinatingAnd her nail art, well it’s damn amazingchorus:And I say BettyIt’s mid-September and it’s your birthdayYeah I say BettyWell I can’t help but celebrate it all this timeSay the cake’s gonna melt away?Don’t believe itShe’s got an awful lot of costumes,God it’s better than no-stumesAnd in her colour cosplay world she’s right - she’s got it allShe swears the fake geek boys, they don’t try as hard as they used toAnd her outfit’s coordinatingWith her Robin cape, look, she’s demonstrating:[chorus]She believes that life is made up of movies, comics and costumesAnd her Batman watch has been stuck at three for days, and daysShe thinks that happiness is a seat saved for her in Hall HSo rejoice because it IS HER BIRTHDAY[chorus]

It’s Betty Felon's birthday today, and in her honour, I have rewritten one of her favourite songs, 3 AM by Matchbox 20.

I say it’s cold outside and I hand her her hairbow
I’m always worried about things like that
She says it’s her outfit’s a mess and it might as well be my fault
But she knows she’s coordinating
And her nail art, well it’s damn amazing

chorus:

And I say Betty
It’s mid-September and it’s your birthday
Yeah I say Betty
Well I can’t help but celebrate it all this time
Say the cake’s gonna melt away?
Don’t believe it

She’s got an awful lot of costumes,
God it’s better than no-stumes
And in her colour cosplay world she’s right - she’s got it all
She swears the fake geek boys, they don’t try as hard as they used to
And her outfit’s coordinating
With her Robin cape, look, she’s demonstrating:

[chorus]

She believes that life is made up of movies, comics and costumes
And her Batman watch has been stuck at three for days, and days
She thinks that happiness is a seat saved for her in Hall H
So rejoice because it IS HER BIRTHDAY

[chorus]

  1. bettyfelon reblogged this from kateordie and added:
    In which, Kate is the Weird Al of my dumb heart, and now I’m going to set shoujo Rob Thomas as my new lock screen...
  2. bampirevat reblogged this from kateordie and added:
    omg omg omg
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